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ED Hardy Bikini
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Jun 11, 2012
12:11 AM
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A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his father
for advice on what to ED Hardy Bikini do since he had never been intimate with a
woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"
Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied,
"Take her clothes off and then you both get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "She's nekid
and we're in bed. What do I do now?
Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad
asked, Did you take your clothes off, too?
No," the son replies. "Well, take your clothes off and get back
in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says, "We're both
nekid and in bed. What do I do now?"
The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls,
"Look, son, do I have to spell everything out? Just stick the
hardest thing on your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later. "Ok, Pa. I've got my head
in the toilet bowl. Now what?"
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Sacs à main Chanel
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Jun 11, 2012
12:16 AM
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem. I have two Sacs à main Chanel female talking parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to
have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over
to my house and I will put them with my two male talking
parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots
will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase
and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads
and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female
parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say,
"Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been
answered!"
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Anonymous
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Jun 12, 2012
12:18 AM
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While I was playing New Super Mario Bros. U solo, the new big deal with Wii U is the GamePad and how it changes how video games are played. For instance, I could have walked away from the television at any point of time and played the game completely on the Game Pad. The demo attendant could have flipped the channel and started watching Judge Judy while I was busy gettin' my Flying Squirrel on.
Playing solo is always an option, but as we all know New Super Mario Bros. is meant to be a cooperative experience. The Nintendo GamePad will add a fifth player into the mix. Of course, it won't be an on-screen player-character like Toad or Luigi, rather the fifth player becomes an omniscient, block dropping presence. The question is, is this powerful being representative of the greater good or the very essence of evil.
What I mean by that is that this fifth player has the power to place blocks www.cheapjimmychoobuy.com anywhere they choose in the environment. Nintendo has marketed this as a way to cooperate, or even produce two-player speed runs that are going to be much faster than single player games. The truth is, this fifth player will use their block dropping power to punish other players, to trap them and harass them, and in all honesty it's a glorious and hilarious addition.
I mentioned in my Nintendo Land hands-on that a lot of the Wii U's success will come from holiday sales. It wholly depends on kids tearing open that box and being able to play a Nintendo game with their entire family, something that will bring parents and kids together week after week for silly fun that isn't difficult to pick up and play. From there it spreads via word-of-mouth at the workplace, and that's how we have the phenomena of the Wii. New Super Mario Bros. U is a perfect example of how Nintendo wants to sell the Wii U later this year, and it absolutely works
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